THE GENERALS ARE COMING INDEED. IS DIYA ONE OF THEM?

By

Joe Osondu

I wondered lonely like a cloud and had an argue fits with some Nigerian friends, obviously few ethnic friends about the coming of the Generals and a sorry.....a..... sissy General named Diya Oladipo. We talked like civilized people without resort to charms, name calling, and mayhem. The atmosphere was like the bud light commercial " Whazzzzzzaaaaa ooooooppppppp" It was very refreshing. We talked about everything under the sun about Nigeria. But it was Oladipo and the so called Generals that took the longest yard for discussion. I could not help but laugh my grit out. I watched the three stooges, Lary, Mow and Curley making fun of Hitler and other xenophobic mad dog racist Generals. It was a perfect pic of General Diya Oladipo, Mustapha and Bamaiya nothing short of stooges or bravery and a car icature of Nigerian army.An army only skilled with ethnic homicidal tendencies with short circuit intelligence. But the issue is about a General who disgraced the Nigerian Army big time. If you know what I mean?

I have never seen or heard a General who cried for his life or the lives of his wounded soldiers. You shouldn't be shocked. It could happen in Nigeria where cowardly soldiers do not pass the simple aptitude test are promoted to the ranks of Generals, Majors and captains. It is in Nigeria where University professors are paid less than their worth and soldiers live larger than life. It is in Nigeria where the Vice President Atiku embraces the Arewa and defends the sharia as Allah wish. It is in Nigeria where Bola Ige the Justice of the federation speaks eloquently against states and local control of resources and see no civil right violation of a man whose leg is cut off in Zamfara state. It is in Nigeria where three Igbo senators have served as senate president and the conntroversy never seizes to amuse me. They we go again. The Generals are coming again from a reliable source who knows everything about Nigeria and the future and yet lives across the Atlantic. Beatts me.

Does the coming of the Generals inlude a General named Diya Oladipo who disgraced the ranks of Generals and took order from a Major. Did I say a Major? You damn right, I said a Major. Yes, Major Mustapha with an IQ of a gun barrel delegated powers to Nigerian Generals including the so-called savior of democracy, General Abdusalem, a felon who ruled in fast lane and went on a shopping spree and conspicuous consumption in Europe. Come to think of it, Oladipo was the number two man to the devil and narcissist Abacha. How could he had ruled Nigeria with such an "SOB" intelligence? Isn't a General without doubt an honor for bravery, a warrior, a man of steel, intelligence and integrity? How about the General from Abiriba, IBB second in command who resigned because he could not stand his stupidity of governance. That's a brave soldier unlike Diya should have poisoned himself and die honorably rather than rolling over like an over sexed American asking to be spanked for he has been a bad boy. Charming isn't? Would it be fair to say that Diya speaks for all the coming of the Generals who chant for war and destruction of Odi and engage in gross civil violation of the Nigerian citizens and are held as heroes and promoted to ranks of Generals. But in actuality are just bunch of cowards with hopeless adventure? Nigerian Generals is about killing innocent people and stealing Nigeria money. No the Generals may not come after all for Nigeria is sick of them to the bone. 

"Tuffia and chukwu ekwela"

JOE. OSONDU