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Sharia is not the problem-a cynical look at Nigeria by
Dear southerners and worried Christians, the problem is not the Shar'iah. Muslems are more scared of the Shar'iah than you.
Dear northerners and anxious Muslems, Ahmadu Bello was not infallible. He established two breweries in the north, and adopted Chukwuma Nzeogwu who was expelled from St. John [Rimi] College. He later paid him back by killing him. Ndigbos retaliation is not the problem.
The problem is not the quota system that produced Alhaji James Danbaba. Dimka’s [yes, the one and only Bukar Suka] best friend, who were both promoted beyond the level of their incompetence.
The Oodua People’s Congress [OPC] is not the problem. Trust the Yorubas’., when their kith and kin were being slaughtered in Kaduna, the Ifes and Modakekes got engaged. Where was the OPC when we needed them.
The problem is not the non payment of a three million naira stipend to northern emirs as reported in some dailies. Prof. Isoun [Odi indigene] eat your heart out.
The probing of the Petroleum Trust Fund is not the problem. Obasanjo is too intelligent to probe Buhari. An act, which if carried too far, will lead to Ibrahim. What was the last journey Idiagbon took, and what did he die of?
Sovereign national conference? Who cares?You will not do better than Dipcharima and Ukpong Okon Ndem.
O ye southerners, with all your PhD’s, Nobel laureate cultist and what not., Shagari is more ‘intelligent’ than all of you put together. He has fired the first arrow across the Niger. ‘There are more Moslems in Nigeria than Christians’.
The problem, yes, the problem is a POPULATION CENSUS which Matthew Obasanjo [the master of the art of subtle deception, who took Jeremiah Awolowo to school] is trying to introduce through the back door!
The national identity card will be used as a voters registration card in the 2002 and 2003 elections. Think of the implications!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3/20/00
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